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  • aradia: constantly digging/gnawing holes in everything
  • tavros: curious and constantly gets stuck in the worst places. how did he even get on top the thermal hull
  • sollux: keeps going up and pressingh random keys on the keybo8ard whi5le people ar)e typing two piss off^ everyo'ne
  • karkat: his whines sound like screams and he whines constantly
  • nepeta: always climbing to the top of something and leaping on people's backs
  • kanaya: runs in the closet every time its open and refuses to come out
  • terezi: won't stop biting people and gnawing on the chalk. so much money has been spent on getting new chalk
  • vriska: clings to your leg constantly and bites it sometimes
  • equius: breaks everything
  • gamzee: eats all the food and pukes in the corner then demands more food
  • eridan: hides in the bathroom all day and won't stop biting sollux
  • feferi: every time your in the kitchen or the bathroom she demands to swim in the sink/tub and will sometimes drag eridan out by his fin to join her

  • Karkat: Do you have any major insecurities based on your looks or genetics?
  • Kankri: Were you ever friends with someone who was really judgmental or hypocritical?
  • Terezi: Have you ever felt inferior to someone?
  • Latula: Do you put on a mask so people will like you?
  • Aradia: Have you ever felt like something is hopeless?
  • Damara: Have you ever been cheated on?
  • Tavros: Do you currently have low self-esteem?
  • Rufioh: Do you feel uncomfortable when people show you romantic gestures of affection?
  • Kanaya: Do you feel obligated to help people?
  • Porrim: Are you seen as the mother figure of your group of friends?
  • Nepeta: What are your OTPs?
  • Meulin: Do you ship the person you reblogged this from with anyone? :p
  • Equius: Do you have any guilty pleasures?
  • Horuss: Are your friends usually creeped out by you?
  • Sollux: Do you switch from mad to calm easily?
  • Mituna: Do you apologize a lot when you feel you've done something wrong?
  • Feferi: Are you a cheerful person?
  • Meenah: Do you speak formally or do you use slang?
  • Eridan: Do you demand respect when you're talking to someone?
  • Cronus: Are you a flirty/friendly person?
  • Gamzee: Are you easy going?
  • Kurloz: Are you faithful to your beliefs?
  • Vriska: Do you want people to notice you/your good deeds?
  • Aranea: Do you feel underappreciated by your group of friends?

doomyz:

I’m out of time and all I got is  4 minutes Freaky Freaky 4 minutes hey 


WE ONLY GOT 4 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD


makochantachibanana:

yefione:

SHOUJO HEROINE RIN

this looks like some kind of character introduction scene you get in some fancy anime opening


kaalashnikov:

my roommate texted me this past midnight and i cant breathe


noibatitty:

freeiwatobiswimm:

Rin speaking English!!! Haruka trying to understand! Omg XD now we all knows someday, Rin can speak to us! O//.///o

THIS IS SO FUCKINGG SURREAL LISTENING TO AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS IN ANIME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IM HAVIG AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE HERE THIS TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD. I DIDNT EXPECT THEM TO GET ACTUAL AUSTRALIANS TO VOICE ACT THOSE PEOPLE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED. THIS IS SO WEIRD.


pastel-gizibe:

These tweets will be the death of me

loliconprince:

I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT

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shreksforthememories:

food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.

the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die




fivebyfreakingfive:

doc—rokstar:

avatartagg:

gallifrey-feels:

ibelieveitsanime:

songofspoilers:

gildatheplant:

I feel that anyone who believes Romeo & Juliet is about some kind of Great and Timeless Love TM* needs to see this.

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY IN MY SHAKESPEARE CLASS. 

If you go and actually read what Romeo says to Benvolio in the first scene, you will realize that he is only upset because HE WANTED ROSALINE’S BODY AND SHE SAID NO AND SO ROMEO WAS MOPING AND PITCHING A FIT ABOUT IT. Then, the second he lays eyes on Juliet, he’s basically saying

During the balcony scene, Romeo talks about how he scaled the wall of the garden to see Juliet. That is not romantic. That is disrespectful to her. This is a private area of the Capulet home, and Capulet built the wall around it to protect his daughter. This was a time when a woman’s virtue was the most important thing she owned. If Juliet was found with a man in this very private part of her home, everyone would think she was no longer a virgin, her reputation would be ruined, and it would be much harder, if not impossible, for her father to make a good marriage.

Speaking of good marriages, Count Paris is seen as the bad guy because he “comes between” Romeo and Juliet. Capulet had arranged for Paris to marry Juliet in 2 years time, when she would be 16, in a time when most women were already married and mothers by the time they were Juliet’s age at (almost but not quite) 14. Most fathers would have already had their daughters married by now, but he wants to wait two more years AND PARIS IS OKAY WITH THAT. Not only that, but Paris is young (her father could have had her married to a 60 year old man), titled (he’s a fucking Count), wealthy (again, he’s a count, which means Juliet will have financial stability), and, from what we see of him, he is a very good guy. Capulet could have done a LOT worse in choosing his son-in-law.

Finally, here’s something to consider: Juliet was 13, Romeo was 17. Their relationship lasted 3 days, defied their parents, and ended in the deaths of 6 people.

If I ever hear you say that Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever told, I will bitch slap you.

That is all.

THANK YOU! SOMEBODY FINALLY PUT IT IN WORDS FOR ME

It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

Here’s the full video: x

Reblogging for: It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.



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